Sports Jokes

The Biggest Joke of the Year is that India won the 20Twenty World cup. This is the BIGGEST and Everlasting JOKE of the Century

Skyline Golf Club
Memo to all members!
Re: The admission of women to the club.

Since the admission of women to the club, members are asked to obey the following rules.

1. Ladies are prohibited from touching the gentlemen's balls either with hands or club.

2. Players are requested to remain silent during the short strokes.

3. All players with partners are requested to come together. When the lady partner comes

first, the gentleman must not delay his strokes but continue playing.

4. In cases where a long position is impossible, the players may so choose a new position.

5. Players deciding on a new lay must start at least a club's length from the hole.

6. Members are requested to stay out of any hole, showing signs of recent repair or

undergoing monthly overhaul until the red flag has been lifted.

7. All holes must be kept clean at all times.

8. Members are also urged to use reasonable precautions at all times as the Management

cannot be held responsible for balls lost in the bushes around the holes.

Son Of Sachin : Mama!! Look father is hitting fours and sixes in the match!!
Wife Of Sachin : Niahi beta .. jara dhyan se dekho. mujhe lagta hai woh BOOST ka advertisements hai

Q > where do indian batsman perform best?
A > in advertisements.

A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' teebox and gets hit in the head with his drive. She is pronounced D.O.A. and taken to the morgue.
The coroner calls him in and says, "She definitely died from a blow to the head caused by the golf ball. But the only thing we can't understand is why was there a golf ball in her rectum?"

"Oh," he replies, "that must have been my mulligan."